And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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