You're my little dorito
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I can't turn off my feet"
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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