Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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