the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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