What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
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Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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