I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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