Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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