sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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