I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
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