so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
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sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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