we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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Why is there bacon braided in my hair
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
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Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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