East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
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