Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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