we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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