I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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