I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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