we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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