do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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