Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
