so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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