I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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