Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
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apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
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He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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