Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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