school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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