Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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