You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
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Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
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So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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