id be glad to
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
you didnt know i had herpes?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
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Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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