Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
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