One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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