I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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