Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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