Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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