dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀