I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
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Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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