I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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