I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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