Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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