If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
