He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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