wat bout pragnant strippers??
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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