I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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