I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
