I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
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I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
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Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
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