So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
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How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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