Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Buhtt sex?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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