we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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