Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
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at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
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I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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