Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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