just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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