So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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