she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
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