In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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