no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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