So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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