i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I look better un-naked...
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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