escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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