So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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